Chuck Norris in GE

[vonroulema]

Hello welcome to the Enigmatic Mind my name is vonRoulema, and one thing that I have learned a lesson in life especially about people, there are people who suck and people who are... CHUCK NORRIS

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

You know I don't know whose Chuck Norris is, I research,through the internet and all I find are tons of jokes about Chuck Norris and one time I watch his movie, I suddenly began searching his name on wikipedia and because of that, that's how I learn something about Chuck Norris

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

Why is everyone screaming when I say Chuck Norris?

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

Seriously if GE have presented cows and bulls as a costume for fun I think GE should have at least a Chuck Norris RNPC or a beard, for goodness sakes every pioneer is clean shaved, do you even know why people are imba? Its not because of weapons or armours they're wearing, its because of beard, I have beard but I was forced to shave it clean because my beloved ones said so, yes beard the ultimate weapon, Claude has beard which explains why he's tough, besides every tough person has beard Auron from Final Fantasy X has beard, triple H has beard, the kings have beard and even the gods have beard. And besides Chuck Norris has beard.

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

And that's how boys becomes a man all because of beard.

Speaking of Chuck Norris

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

If Chuck Norris have step in the land of Granado Espada, GE will never be the same again ever...

Here are the 25 list of facts about Chuck Norris in GE, reason why I'm making this list its because he's Chuck Norris.

EVERYONE SCREAM CHUCK NORRIS

1. You are reading this list because of Chuck Norris

2. The greatest raid that Chuck Norris have ever experience is killing a Lag Monster, he won twice

3. You don't find Chuck Norris in GE, Chuck Norris will find you at home

4. Chuck Norris doesn't use bare hands stance in pvp, he uses his bare feet and roundhouse kick you on the head

5. There was one time Chuck Norris visited The Ice Wizard Tower in Katovic Snowfield and its now becomes Chuck Norris Tower the ice melted away and the field becomes Katovic Plain-field

6. One day Chuck Norris got DC in GE he was so pissed that he roundhouse kick his PC so hard that his foot created a rift of an inter-dimensional gateway causing him to accidentally kicking Hakkyu Kim on the head who was traveling over the Pacific.

7. You only mocked Chuck Norris only if you have a death wish but that doesn't save you also, not even in after life

8. One time Chuck Norris got bored in CW, because he hasn't use is roundhouse kick to PK all his enemies he only use it to destroy the colony.

9. The worst thing that can happen in GE is not the lag and DC, the worst thing is if you let Chuck Norris get angry, his anger can cause a world wide shut down of all electronic devices.

10. Chuck Norris eats people who bots and RMT

11. Chuck Norris is the biological father of Adelina's Baby

12. Ever wonder why Ferrucio Espada has an eye patch? Its not because of defective eye or something it was because Chuck Norris gave him an amplified incurable black eye

13. The reason why Emilia's Father went missing because he was hiding from Chuck Norris

14. Boss appears whenever Chuck Norris Farts

15. Chuck Norris ate Emilia then he farts out Emilia the Sage he ate it again and farts out Reckless Emilia

16. In the World of Granado Espada there are consist of Royalist, Republican and Chuck Norris

17. Chuck Norris won in a pvp match against himself and he still manage to win again after they rematch.

18. Chuck Norris is no vet, no expert, no master, he's Chuck Norris

19. The Reason why we get DC in Team Arena is because Chuck Norris yelled at Dilos for giving him a crappy items, his yell can DC anyone in the server especially in Team Arena.

20. The term CM is not actually means Community Managers, it actually means Chuck Norris Messiah.

21. Chuck Norris uses only a high speed Dial-up network to access the internet, in which it is more faster than DSL or broadband combined

22. Chuck Norris bullies who make RMT for lunch money

23. What's higher than imba? Answer Chuck Norris

24. Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth in GE those people are already dead

25. The World of Granado Espada is not wide enough to escape from Chuck Norris

[Bhodi]

I have just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this...

EVERYBODY SCREAMS CHUCK NORRIS!!!

sigh..


cya...